Sunday, January 23, 2011

Disebalik baju orang perempuan

Tajuk bikin panas jeh kan??

KHAS buat kaum lelaki & jantan. Hahaha

Kat bawah nih ada 9 jenis bahasa yang akan dikeluarkan oleh seorang perempuan apabila dia 

Perempuan nih komplikated? Mungkin jugaklah
So apabila awek-awek korang or bini or kekasih gelap ke ucapkan kata-kata mcm kat bawah nih, sila ALERT okeh.
Its not what they're really mean..
It have hidden meaning!

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to no 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to no 3.

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7 beautiful judges:

SayaNina said...

nice blog,u...:)

munna said...

yang laki2 ..tu apalagi take note ye semua...

Journey of Youth said...

ganas gile tajuk ko.
nak tercabut mata aku tgk.
dan perasaan ingin tahu tue tinggi betul bila bace tajuk tue,tapi hampa betul coz pasal lain rupenye..hehehe

Siti Safiyyah said...

haha no komen boleh?? sebab saya wanita dan bukankah kaum lelaki yg sepatutnya bace ni?? hahaha ;)

Entry Terbaru : Lega masalah dah setel :)

Puan Besar Shag Yahaya said...

Dah banyak tersebar benda ni. Tapi, still lelaki kat luar sana tak notice pasal benda ni =.='

ieMa ackLes said...

xpenah cakap pun cmni sebab xde pakwe>>erk, boley caya ker??

munna said...

pasal nuff kat bwh entry tu kak munna pun tak tahu sgt nak terangkan.. dilla cuma tarik ke bawah post dlm arrange page element tak boleh ke?

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